Sunday, December 26, 2010

CLICK to SNOOZE

6:00 AM was the time to wake up when we were kids. Our parents were taking the role of alarm clocks. Today, each one of us has his own alarm clock in his mobile phone.
“sweet heart, come see what I got you “
It’s her birthday so I bought her a mobile phone, I bet she will like it, it even has the best snoozing system ever.
“I love it, I love you” and here comes the kiss. All men like this kiss.
Back to the SNOOZE technology. The creator of this technology knew what we really needed.
I always had to yell at my wife “ Shut this … alarm” and the usual answer was, "Just 5 minutes and i will get up". Now she can SNOOZE.
Since then my wife kept having this conversation with me "tomorrow when the alarm goes off i will get up, full of energy I will do some Swedish exercises, I will make us some breakfast, get dressed and go to work",
I bet you had this conversation before with yourselves.
She has been trying to attain this dream for the past 10 months, the dream of her being physically healthy, energetic, mentally healthy having the ability to be clever; did you ever have this dream? It seems, we’ve all had this dream. 
But with the Snooze now it is getting harder and harder. the SNOOZE is so amazing, we can let go of everything and anything to use this magical button.
Sweety, I have been asking you for like a month to take these papers to my mother's house.”
“ I swear I will tomorrow”
“ You always say tomorrow, if you don’t want to …”
The same headache, Yes I don’t want to take the papers, and to tell you the truth I am clicking to snooze.
You know what is click to snooze, it is like when you are in need to go to the bathroom yet there is an episode of your favorite show
"I have to go to the bathroom" SNOOZE IT
You want to go sleep you have work tomorrow early in the morning, but of course there is always a good movie to watch
"I have to go to sleep" SNOOZE IT
"I have to eat" SNOOZE IT
"I have to do this , I have to do that" and the SNOOZING is working crystal clear yet there is no button. 
WAAAW, GOD created this hidden button inside of our heads, and we are clicking it all the time. It is the coolest human feature we can ever have.
"I want to lose weight" CLICK
"I want to do sports" CLICK
"I want my wife to shut up" miraculously there is no click for this behavior.
who knows!!!


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