Damn
Technology.
“George,
are you ok? Is that blood on your
shirt?” the concierge was asking me.
“Here
you go, next time don’t forget your keys. Are you sure you don’t want me to help you?
there is no electricity, you sure you can walk up to the 4th floor?”
he added as he was opening the gate for
me.
It
was 3:00 AM when I reached home.
3:30
AM
“Open
the door George” people were screaming at my door.
I
realized that it was the end. They’re here to kill me.
I
stepped forward to my balcony, I stood at its edge and I jumped.
Farewell.
3
days later
“Thank
God you’re alright” I heard a voice telling me, “Doctors said that you will
recover fast and …”
My
head is heavy and I think I’m losing consciousness.
But
what is this that I see?
It’s
a woman dressed in black, yes, I remember her, she was with me in the.., Ggggodddd!!!!
now I remember.
3
days earlier at 6:00 PM
“Dude
I sent her a DM and she replied: Come, Hamra at 8:00 pm, surprise me!” I was
reading to my friend from my twitter account.
“I can’t believe how easy it was, just a ‘hi’ man, just a ‘hi!”
I
entered the pub and she was sitting there.
She
is completely different than the avatar she has on her profile, yet she wants
me badly, she said so, right?!
She
wants a surprise? I will give her one.
I
walked across the pub, came near her, hugged her from behind and kissed her
neck.
Then
to be “romantic”, I let my lips meet hers.
I
remember being hit badly and some people telling me that they will kill me while
I was running away from the pub back home.
At
the hospital
“Why
did you come to the hospital? Why are
you here? They will kill me if they know
you’re here” I woke up and she was there
sitting next to the bed.
“Well,
no one will kill you George, but I’m here to tell you that we are sorry.” she
said while smiling,
“You
know when I invited you; we were celebrating my return from my honeymoon so I
invited you to be part of this surprise” she added, “didn't you read my
previous tweets?
She
took a deep breath and continued;
“But,
as your home location was pinned on foursquare, me and my friends including my
husband came to apologize to you before going home and amazingly the concierge
was awake and guided us to your apartment, but next thing we knew, you were on
the sideway full of blood.”
The
internet was slow; previous DMs didn't load .Damn Technology in Lebanon.