One apple a day!

"please let us talk about this issue later"
"You don't understand , Stop this, stop"
you know these irrelevant answers that some people can have. i just had one with my wife. Can you imagine what was our conversation about?

It was about changing the curtains.
"I took the number of a dietitian from a friend and i will go tomorrow, i have to start a diet" this is the 20th dietitian phone number my wife gets in less than one year.

4 days later

" Waw you lost weight these 2 days" said Christine to my wife.
"Yes , i know.You see how powerful this dietitian is"
"What did she give you?"
" easy, one apple a day"

Next day

" Mc Donald's ? 2 meals? sweety you told me your on diet"
"yes i am , i am just taking a break, though i ate the apple today"
Greeeeeat, now there is an apple to be added to all the food that is devoured by this woman, GOD help me.

2 days later

" why don't you understand me?" with a voice full of tears.
GOD , here we go again.
I have to stop this madness.I have to tell her the truth.
"You don't understand , you have to work on yourself , you have to change"

6 month later

"please sign here too" the lawyer said.
i signed in this sad day.
" Congratulation , now that you signed,you are free"
Six months of truth were enough to take a divorce.
"i feel you are not taking things in a good way, do you know what can help you to overcome your sadness?"
"what?"
"One apple a day"
Right.