You know these moments where you’re sitting with someone that you love yet there is a hot person on the table near you giving you the “I want a piece of you” look. “Honey, I forgot my glasses in the car, please sweetheart can you get them for me?”I asked my boyfriend , I love him and I can’t cheat on him, but it’s just to feel young again, I bet you understand me.
“Ok, I’ll go bring them for you” he told me.
I know I was looking gorgeous that evening but not to the extent of attracting this little candy!! Good lord, he’s WALKING my way!
“Hey” he said to me. Speechless, completely speechless, I just gazed at him. “Is that your husband?”
“Who?? That? I mean him?” It’s been ages since anyone has hit on me, oh Lord, I think I’m blushing.
“Oh in that case, what’s his name?” he continued while he grabbed a napkin off my table, wrote on it and put it there, in front of me, folded, waiting to be opened.
There I was, my heart beating a hundred beats a minute as though it was ready to pop out of its place.
“So, here are your glasses, but you’re wearing your lenses” my boyfriend said as he arrived. “Yeh, yeh, anyway I feel like going home” I replied, I felt like kicking him away, out of my life, I have a new one now.
He drove me home, we had a fight in the car, and as you imagine, I broke up with him.
Yet what you can’t imagine is that the napkin had the phone number addressed to “Danny”.
I was alone, sad, in a gay world.
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