It smells fishy her love

It is just the perfect day to make a fight with my girl friend, I will tell her “ why are you like this today?”

She will answer as usual, “ how?”

so I say “something smells fishy, is there anything wrong?”

she says no, you say yes , she assures you that nothing is happening to her, you take advantage of this and you say “you still don’t trust me enough to tell me your situation”,

Now please try to bring someone who can stop this fight, if you find one, keep him away from me because I have a plan to get away from valentine’s day.

And at valentine’s day people do strange things.

1 day later

“why are you like this sweetie” guys, this is my only chance today to get away from the gift ceremony.

“no sweetie I’m fine”

“come on I know you, look at you, something  is definitely wrong?!”

“you’ve been treating me in a weird way lately” she answers with intense anger.

 Oh my GOD, I didn’t expect this answer, maybe she is doing this to avoid bringing ME a gift, and I love gifts.

“Yes I know sweetie, we need to talk about this issue, maybe after our big celebration tomorrow” 

now I'm trapping her, she says ok and I will have time till the evening to find another way to avoid tomorrow.

“and now you want to postpone discussing our problem, I told you you're acting weird” she said while crying.

Valentine’s day

“500 $ ? please,  can you give me a discount, I am your client now” this is how I tried to minimize my losses in the jewelry shop.

Flowers, jewelry, and an invitation to a restaurant for 2, this is what I have in hand, and I’m on my way to my girl friend’s house to apologize and make things right again.

“all this for me? I love you, but please sweetie, will you forgive me if I tell you that I threw the gift I bought you because I was mad, but now you have me instead”. She shouted while jumping out of joy.

It smells fishy her love, yet this was my plan, damn she’s good.